Showing posts with label Gaki No Tsukai. Show all posts
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Monday, December 19, 2011

Gaki No Tsukai Episode #1085


Episode Title:
2011 ガキの使いおもしろVTRベスト10

"2011 Gaki No Tsukai Funniest Ten Episodes"

Gaki No Tsukai Episode #1085: 2011 Best 10

Broadcast Date:

Sunday, December 18th, 2011

Viewing Links:

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzMzODgxNjAw.html

Guests:

藤原 寛(ふじわら ひろし): Fujiwara Hiroshi, former Downtown manager and host of this episode.
ライセンス (License, a "combi" featuring:
  • 藤原一裕 (Fujiwara Kazuhiro)
  • 井本貴史 (Inomoto Takafumi)
中村喜伸 (P中村)(Series producer Nakamura Yoshinobu otherwise known as "P Nakamura").
おばちゃん1号 (浅見 千代子 :あさみ ちよこ):"Obachyan #1"(Asami Chiyoko)
ピカデリー梅田(菅 登未男 :すが とみお):"Picadilly Umaeda" (Suga Tomio)
ヘイポー(斉藤敏豪): Heipo (Saito Toshihide)
新おにぃ(前島浩一):Shin-Onii(Maejima Kouichi?)

Important Vocabulary:

行き成り(いきなり):All of a sudden.
餃子(ぎょうざ):gyoza (crescent-shaped pan-fried dumplings stuffed with minced pork and vegetables).
主将(しゅしょう):commander-in-chief, (team) captain.
企画(きかく):Planning, design.
割り(わり):Sumo (style) match.
にらめっこ: Staring contest.
大相撲(おおずもう):Professional Sumo wrestling.
宅(たく):Home.
振り返る(ぶりかえる):To look back upon.
妄想(ぼうそう):Wild idea,delusion (fantasy).

Episode Summary:

Another year, and another Gaki No Tsukai Best of 10!

The episode opens with former Downtown manager Fujiwara Hiroshi acting in a parody of the new (and popular?) Tokusatsu series "妖怪人間ベム" ("Human-Monster Bem"). After the strange devil creature threatens to kill everyone, Fujiwara chases him off an introduces himself as "Human-Monster Fujiwara-Bera" (Bera being the female lead on the program) and shouts the show's catchphrase "Quickly, I want to become a human being!"

This is Fujiwara's 14th consecutive year hosting this year-end event, which would mean he's been doing it since 1997. This TV parody is quite different from the (very few) other episodes of this type I've seen, in which Fujiwara typically parodies a song popular that year.

The opening titles run over clips from the following episodes:

  • Matsumoto at Karaoke with the "Powered Up" Sherri, Itao's wife in episode #1049 (Broadcast April 10th, 2011).
  • Matsumoto rising from his crypt in episode #1056 (Broadcast May 29th, 2011).
  • Hamada/Matsumoto in an as yet unidentified talk segment.
  • Matsumoto pretending to be surprised by a trick bomb in episode #1069 (Broadcast June 26th, 2011)

As the countdown of the year's best begins in earnest, there is a video bumper played between each episode. This bumper shows clips from the following episodes (note that the background music is from ”マルモのおきて” and can be heard here):
  • Matsumoto rising from his crypt in episode #1056 (Broadcast May 29th, 2011).
  • The climax of this year's "Sayonara Yamasaki," episode #1047 (Broadcast March 27th, 2011).
  • A lewd highlight from Kurosawa Kazuko's Shichi-Henge in episode #1066 (Broadcast August 7th, 2011).
  • A moment from Shoji Murakami's Feudal Lord class in episode #1058 (Broadcast June 12th, 2011).
  • The charming group shot from this year's "High Tension Best of 10" from the end of episode #1079.
Then, listing the top episodes of 2011 from least best to best:

#10 なりきり たけし王グランプリ ("Suddenly Takeshi Grand Prix!")

Episode: #1063,#1064
Broadcast: July 17th, 2011; July 24th, 2011
VIEW:
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjg2MDg4NDg0.html
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjg4NDQxNjQ0.html

#9 TKJグランプリ2 ("2nd Jan-Ken-Pon Tournament")

Episode: #1053, #1054, #1055
Broadcast: May 8th, 2011; May 15th, 2011; May 22nd, 2011.
VIEW:
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjY1Mzc0NzQ4.html
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjY3MzMwNjcy.html
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjY5Mjc3MjE2.html

#8 ベロンベロン酒場 ("BeronBeron Stumbling Drunk Bar")

Episode: #1075, #1076
Broadcast: October 10th, 2011; October 17th, 2011.
VIEW:
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzExMzI5OTI0.html
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzEzNDIyMTky.html

#7 X-GUN 餃子の主将ダメ出し企画 ("BatsuGun King of Gyouzu Unsuccessful Serving Plan")

Episode: #145
Broadcast: March 6th, 2011
VIEW:http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjQ4ODUwMjAw.html

#6 ガラス割りにらめっこ大相撲 ("Great Glass Sumo Staring Contest")

Episode: #1062
Broadcast: July 10th, 2011
VIEW:http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjgzOTY0Mzky.html

#5 へイポー芸人宅へ宿泊&キャンプ ("Heipo's Geinin Sleepover and Camping")

Episode: #1067, #1071
Broadcast: August 14th, 2011
VIEW:
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjk0Nzc2NzAw.html
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzAzNDEyNTIw.html

#4 山崎 昭和を振り返る ("Yamasaki Looks Back Upon the Showa Era")

Episode: #1068
Broadcast:
VIEW:http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjk3MzE5NDQ0.html

#3 遠藤妄想テニス ("Endou's Tennis Fantasies")

Episode: #1051
Broadcast April 24th, 2011
VIEW:http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjYxNjEzMjk2.html

#2 浜田雅功のなぞなぞワールド ("Hamada Masatoshi's World of Riddles")

Episode: #1077
Broadcast: Sunday October 23rd 2011
VIEW:http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzE1NTcwNjIw.html

#1 灼熱の素手地獄!箸なき闘い!!("Red Hot Barehanded hell! Battle without chopsticks!!")

Episode: #1080
Broadcast: November 13th, 2011
VIEW:http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzIyMjU4MjMy.html

Episode Analysis:

Others might not like these episodes, but I love them. As a late admirer of the show, and as episodes can be difficult to track down online, I'm often thrilled at seeing as-yet-unwatched episodes referenced in these end-of-year clip shows.

I also find these episodes thrilling in that it affords a view into which episodes the production staff themselves thought were the most successful. This is illustrative of the style of comedy the producers are aiming for, and getting to the heart of what the show is "about."

As for the rundown, no one is ever entirely pleased by any "top 10" list, but I was especially pleased to see some of my favorites near the top. These include #1068 (Yamasaki's Showa music spectacular), #1075/76 (BeronBeron Bar) and #1080(Battle without chopsticks).

The "top" episode (#1080) is noteworthy in that the moment it went out, there was an immediate flurry of interest in it-- that is, its simple, silly excellence was immediately apparent to anyone watching.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Gaki No Tsukai Episode #1083


Episode Title: 2012年12月に世界終わる?



In December, 2012, Will the World End? (Talk Episode)
Gaki No Tsukai Episode #1083


Broadcast Date:

Sunday, December 4th, 2011

Viewing Links:

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzI5MTc2Nzk2.html

Guests:

None.

Important Vocabulary:

文明(ぶんめい):Civilization, culture.
白髪(しらが):White hair (which may be trendy)
増える(ふえる):To increase, multiply.
平均(へいきん): Average
年齢(ねんれい): Age
老化(ろうか):Ageing
進行(しんこう): Advancement, progression.
老眼(ろうがん):Age related farsightedness.
足りる(たりる):To be sufficient
手術(しゅじゅつ): Operation, (surgical) procedure.
伸ばす(のばす):To lengthen, stretch, extend.
ボケッと: To be stupified. To do nothing.
爆走(ばくそう): Roaring noisily.
強制(きょうせい):Obligation, enforcement.
溶ける(とける): Melt, thaw.
真っ白(まっしろ):Pure white, blanche.
後輩(そはい):Junior at work or school.
理解(りかい):Comprehension, understanding.
言動(げんどう):Speech and conduct.
ガス欠(ガスけつ):Run out of gas.
普段(ふだん):Usual, habitual, ordinary.
正直(しょうじき):Honestly, frankly.

Episode Summary:

The best way to summarize the content of this episode is via the segment captions which are shown at the top right hand of the screen.

Where possible, direct quotes will be shown as follows:

MATSUMOTO!

HAMADA!

ENDOU!

TANAKA!

YAMASAKI!



2012年12月に世界終わる? ("Will the world end in December, 2012?")

Matsumoto uses the often discussed Mayan prediction that the world will end in December 2012 as a jumping-off point for the episode's discussion.

"The Mayans understood what it's like to work with Hamada this long! They understood completely!"

平均年齢44. 最近老化進行中  ("The average age [of the Gaki Regulars] is 44. Undergoing the advancement of old age!")

The conversation soon turns to the age of the Gaki regulars, and the effects of advancing age, including grey hair, vision problems, and changes in taste.

(pointing at Yamasaki's hair) "Here! It's very white!"
"It's fashionable silver hair, isn't it?"
"The silver hairs are increasing!"
...
"I also found a white hair on my pillow once. I thought it was a crab bone."
...
"Of all of us I suffer the worst from age related farsightedness. I can't see at all!"
(pointing to Hamada, and holding his arm out like he's reading like an old man) "Hey, HIS arms aren't long enough."
"He doesn't need so much as an eye operation as an arm stretching."
...
"Sometimes meals give me a bad feeling. I sit there stupefied!
Sometimes eating (sticky) Nato (moving my chopsticks in a circular motion) makes me feel very bad. I'm confused. What am I doing? I just don't understand!"
...
"Have you noticed you can't stretch your forehead [skin]?"
(Touching his forehead and moving the skin) "It's like an orange thawing out after a deep freeze."

2012年12月に世界終わる? ("Will the world end in December, 2012?")

Yamasaki, especially, seems eager to discuss the Mayan end-of-the-world. Tanaka offers some info off the internet regarding the idea that the prediction might refer to an approaching Photon Belt.

"If the world is really going to end, what would you do?"
(After a rude silence from the other regulars) "Was it THAT bad a question?"

後輩芸人チャドの理解できない言動 ("I can't understand Junior Geinin Chad!")

Matsumoto raises some anecdotes regarding an Australian Geinin, and is quite honest regarding his discomfort at some cultural and linguistic difficulties.

"Recently I really went absolutely pale white [with fear]. I was eating with Kimura, Miyasako, and Chad Maren-- he's Australian. You know there I times I can't understand what he's saying?"
"He speaks Japanese very fluently, but after all, he's a Gaijin!"
...
"(We were eating together and) He said 'if I can only have bones, am I a dog? BAOW-WOW! BAOW-WOW! And this was in a half-sized room!"
"That IS scary."

田中を襲った.高速道路でガス欠 ("Advance on Tanaka. Running out of gas on the expressway!"

Tanaka explains an incident in which his driver ran out of gas while on the expressway. He had to wait in the car, where he was seen by about 5000 people, and then when the driver returned with gas, it took him about another hour and a half to pump the diesel into the engine with an injector pump.

普段 会話しない3人がトーク ("The talk of three who don't usually converse")

Hamada, Tanaka and Yamasaki discuss the difficulties of parenthood. Yamasaki discusses his two daughters, but my comprehension is limited in that I can't find what "プリンプリン" means.

Tanaka discusses a humorous incident in which one of his sons used 3D glasses to look at everything like it's "in 3D."

Episode Analysis:

This is the first "all talk" episode since episdoe #1052, which first aired May 1st, 2011. Episodes like this can seem a disappointment from time to time, as they are often (to me, at least) the most linguistically difficult, and culturally opaque. Still, it does reaffirm that the basis of the program was in Manzai style comedy-- which is just talk. Many of the humorous quizzes, jokes and stunts that occupy most of the show in its current form are just excuses to prompt clever talk among the regulars. This seems to be the idea behind Matsumoto's other program "Hitoshi Matsumoto's -blank-blank- Stories," which focuses solely on interesting and funny stories.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Gaki No Tsukai #1082


Episode Title: へイポーが本気で結婚したい女性ベスト30

"Heipo's Real Top 30 Women He Wants to Marry"

Gaki No Tsukai Episode #1082


Broadcast Date:

Sunday, November 27th 2011.

Viewing Links:

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzI2OTE4NzAw.html

Guests:

ヘイポー(斉藤敏豪): Heipo (Saito Toshihide)
森下 千里(もりした ちさと): Morishita Chisato. Heipo's unfortunate #1 choice for a wife.

Important Vocabulary:

招待状(しょうたいじょう): Written invitation.
背負う(せおう): To be burdened with, have on one's back.
色っぽい(いろっぽい):Amorous, erotic.

Episode Summary:

The ongoing saga of ”世界のへイポー” (The world's [only] Heipo) continues!

Matsumoto arrives before the GnT taping, and says that since his experience visiting Yoshi Yamada's family (Gaki No Tsukai episodes #1067 and #1071) Heipo, show designer, and everyone's favorite 56 year old perverted cowardly bachelor would like to get married! Matsumoto shows everyone the printed invitation he's created (which says "これから未来の話をしょう" or "Let's talk about where we go from here"). "He's very serious, really!" says Matsumoto. "For some reason he's on my back about it, and I don't really understand it, but... (let's go.)"

Upon arrival, the regulars are treated (if that's the word) to a Steve Jobs like presentation of "The Women Who Can Change Heipo's Future." Thus Heipo takes the stage and lists his "Top 30 Women."

Here's some highlights from his list:

  • In speaking about #30 (Kyoka Suzuki) Heipo says he likes her because she's from the Tohoku region, and he really likes girls form Tohoku.
  • Heipo likes the Kyoto dialect used Misako Yasuda (#26).
  • When discussing #24, Ito Asako (from GnT #1075 and #1076, amongst others) he says he likes a girl who kisses well.
  • When working with #21 (Shimohira Sayaka) she often had an amorous and erotic look in her eye.
  • Heipo enjoyed watching #7 (Mimura Reiko) in her drama bed scenes.
  • Heipo rode the Nippon TV elevator with #39 (Inamori Izumi) where she said she'd seen him on GnT.
  • Heipo has liked #1 (Morishita Chisato) for some time. They've worked together in the past, and one time, when she was wearing a mini-skirt, she let him see her underwear. "There aren't many people who'll let you see their underwear," says Heipo. To which Endou responses, "yeah, ZERO."

The female announcer returns, and says that with the help of Morishita's manager, it has been arranged, without her knowledge, that Heipo will propose to her on hidden camera. "Are you serious?" asks Endou. "Serious," says Heipo. Then it comes out he hasn't seen her for 5 or 6 years. This is sounding very odd, indeed.

The rest of the episode details Heipo's attempt to propose to Morishita. At first meeting, she doesn't remember him. Then after a lot of rambling talk, everyone's patience wears thin, and the Gaki crew invade the hidden camera shoot. In the end Heipo didn't have the guts to propose, and the whole thing falls apart.

Episode Analysis:

At least it can be said that the Heipo episodes of GnT have a coherent and well established narrative thread. From his initial perversions and weird exaggerated cowardice the series had developed into his growing desire to adjust to a more normal life. This episode may be the culmination of this development, with him attempting marriage.

But there can't be any avoiding the fact that Heipo's inability to propose prevents this episode from becoming anything more than a brief, slightly entertaining twenty four minutes. In that respect, I think we can consider it a failure-- for if he had managed to propose, I doubt it's something anyone would soon forget.

Friday, November 25, 2011

Gaki No Tsukai Episode #1065


Episode Title: ドライブは豆知識でGO!50!

"2nd Trivia Drive Go! 50!"
Note that the "go!" in the title may be a pun on the number 5 in 50. 5 is "go" in Japanese, explaining why the previous trivia drive (100) could be "Go!Go!" (50!50!).


Original Broadcast Date:

Sunday, July 31st 2011

Viewing Links:

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjkwMjU2Mzc2.html

Guests:

None.

Important Vocabulary:

豆知識(まめちしき):Trivia
大道具(おおどうぐ):Scenery, stage setting.
甲州街道(こうしゅうかいどう):The KoushuuKai-Dou, one of the major Edo period routes tokyo. Now modern route 20.
縞模様(しまもよう):Striped pattern
地肌(じはだ):Texture, grain (so says my dictionary, but I take it to mean skin or hide.
統計(とうけい):Statistics
裏付(うらづけ):Substantiate, prove.
確実(かくじつ):Certainty, reliability.
要素(ようそ):Component, item, factor.
国会議事堂(こっかいぎじどう):The Japanese National Diet Building.
日清戦争(にっしんせんそう):First Sino-Japanese War (1894-1895)
翻車魚(マンボウ):Ocean Sunfish.
審議(しんぎ):Deliberation.
仰向け(あおむけ):Face up.
固まる(かたまる):Harden, solidify, assemble together.
つばめ: The swallow (bird).
単独(たんどく):Single, solo.
寂しい(さびしい):Lonely
振り付け(ふりつけ): Choreography or a dance competition.
特訓(とっくん):Special training. A crash course.
由来(ゆらい):Origin, source, derivation.

Timestamped Notes:

Each part of this section is headed the following values:
  • Approximate timestamp for the relevant notes in hours:minutes:seconds since start of program.
  • Approximate Latitude and Longitude of the Gaki Regulars' car at said moment. Locations have been verified in Google Maps, but as that site limits Lat/Long precision, Googling the location may result in a spot several meters away from the intended location.

0:0:0 location: +35° 39' 54.18", +139° 45' 35.47"

As many times before, the regulars are standing before the NTV tower in Shimbashi, Tokyo. They recount the previous, more ambitious Trivia Drive (#1025/1026 originally broadcast October 10th and 17th, 2010), and Matsumoto says he'd be happy to do a 100 Trivia Drive again, but for 入江さん( 入江 豊 or Irie Yutaka, scenery handler for the show, currently crouched behind the regulars holding up the show banner). He'd have to stay holding the banner the whole time!
Note that this is the same Irie-san who has a very funny speaking role in episode #1072 concerning how protective he is of his show banners.
The regulars now mention the route and rules of the drive:
  • They will drive west along the KoushuuKai-Dou (Route 20).
  • They must continue until 50 items of trivia have "come out" (been mentioned).
  • Trivia items chosen shall relate (be "themed") to things seen.

0:1:30 location: +35° 39' 56.05", +139° 45' 34.33"

The regulars mark the start of their journey by turning North under the rail line at Shimbashi Station.

0:1:45 location: +35° 39' 58.02", +139° 45' 34.78"

Spotting an advertisement (easily visible if you Google the above lat/long) for Zebra Pens, Matsumoto prompts Tanaka for some of his famed animal trival knowledge. He comes up with:

★ A zerbra's skin color is neither black nor white but gray.

This bit of trivia prompts Hamada and Matsumoto to produce this:

★ In the Tiger Mask Anime Japanese Wrestler Giant BaBa made an appearance as masked wrestler "Great Zebra."

Note that Tanaka did a very funny impression of Giant Baba in GnT episode #922, aired September 21st, 2008.
Tanaka as Giant Baba (Gaki no Tsukai #922)

The bits of trivia are coming so quickly, that it prompts Endou to say "at this rate we'll be finished by the time we're in Shinjuku!"

0:2:52 location: +35° 40' 2.16", +139° 45' 31.86"

The title card shows it's 2:32pm real time, and the regulars are traveling north west along Sotobori-Dori.
Matsumoto asks which members (Gaki regulars) are blood type O. Yamasaki, Tanaka and Endou raise their hands, which surprises Matsumoto. "That many!?". He then asks Endou, if he could change his birth, which blood type would he choose. Endou say's he'd choose A. But Matsumoto says, "If you ask anyone with blood type O, if they could change, they say they'd choose O." The staff don't rate this observation as trivia, however, saying that "Statistical data is difficult to substantiate, for the reason that there are too many factors to verify."
This is the first of several times Matsumoto will flunk out at his attempts at trivia.

0:3:46 location: +35° 40' 21.12", +139° 45' 0.73"

Traveling north along Sakurada-Dori, approaching Kasumigasaki Station.
Matsumoto, presumably referring to his previous attempt at trivia, says hes "Pulled a Yamada Gorou." I'm unaware what this could refer to, however.
Then Matsumoto brings up the surprising cost of one section of Japanese road guard-rail.

★ One meter of highway guard-rail cost on the order of 50000 yen (about 650 dollars)

0:4:55 location: +35° 40' 34.20", +139° 44' 48.95"

They drive past the Japanese Diet Building, which Yamasaki describes as "The Diet Building that Hamada likes" (??). Endou, however, brings up this fact:

★ During the first Sino-Japanese war, the diet was briefly relocated to Hiroshima.

Yamasaki, seeing a white police bike (白バイ) mentions this:

★ Japanese Shirobai (white police motorcycles) were originally Red. They became white in Shouwa year 11 (1937)

When asked WHY they changed color, Yamasaki has no idea. But the reason can be found in this book. It mentions that they became white to increase their visibility on the road.

0:6:03 location: +35° 40' 45.90", +139° 44' 45.97"

Turning the corner past the Shirobai!

0:6:11 location: +35° 40' 56.32", +139° 44' 39.60"

It's now 2:46pm and 9 trivia facts have been mentioned (only 5 of which made it onto the air, however) and the Regulars have officially entered the KoushuuKai-Dou. "There's a lot on the KoushuuKai-Dou," says Endou, hopefully.

0:6:22 location: +35° 41' 11.17", +139° 43' 41.73"

Spotting the Golf sign here, Hamada mentions this about golf balls:

★ Golf balls have dimples because it was understood balls with nicks and flaws went further.

0:7:02 location: +35° 41' 16.35", +139° 43' 22.65"

Matsumoto points out a billboard for 錦松梅 (Kinshobai ltd.) but doesn't have any trivia to offer.

0:7:21 location: +35° 41' 22.31", +139° 42' 10.11"

The regulars enter Shinjuku, near Shinjuku station.

0:7:29 location: +35° 41' 22.77", +139° 42' 13.28"

Hamada notices a sign for Manbo manga and internet cafe. This brings up another bit of Tanaka animal trivia:

★ Among all animals, the ocean sunfish (Japanese: Manbo) lays the most eggs at one time; about three hundred million.

0:7:56 location: +35° 41' 22.37", +139° 42' 10.53"

Passing the DoCoMo sign in Shinjuku.

0:8:24 location: +35° 41' 21.78", +139° 42' 7.56"

Passing Lumine department store in Shinjuku. Still no trivia.

0:8:46 location: +35° 41' 19.89", +139° 41' 58.86"

Endou comes to life. Pointing at the various tall buildings in Shinjuku, he notes this fact:

★ The distinction between tall buildings and SUPER tall buildings (skyscrapers) is 60 meters. Buildings above 60 meters in height must have lights to warn aircraft. This is the reason in Tokyo Disneyland Cinderella's Castle was built to be 51 (Endou says 59) meters tall. The Disneyland Tower of Terror ride is 59 meters tall.

Gaki No Tsukai #1065 Trivia Drive 50! Go!

0:10:07 location: +35° 40' 28.44", +139° 40' 5.19"

Near Sasazuka station, Matsumoto spots a bowling alley, and comes up with this (rather weak) trivia item (but not before the staff say they're "deliberating...":

★ Matsumoto was the one to think up lining guests up along the side of a bowling alley television shoot (for Heyx3).

0:10:17 location: +35° 40' 27.43", +139° 40' 2.06"

Passing a SukiYa Gyudon restaurant, Endou has no trivia, but he mentions that when he divorced from Chiaki in 2007, he used to eat there and cry.
"This has nothing to do with trivia," says the staff.

0:11:59 location: +35° 40' 18.92", +139° 36' 49.51"

0:12:09 location: +35° 40' 21.90", +139° 36' 33.99"

A dove is sighted! Or at least the logo for Hato Moving compnay. This allows Tanaka to mention:

★ If you capture a dove, and surprise it by returning it to face-up very suddenly, it will become petrified and unable to move.

Then a flurry of Tanaka animal trivia:

★ The swallow is the fastest of all birds.

★ The dog's nose is 100 million times more sensitive than a human's.

0:13:19 location: +35° 39' 51.51", +139° 35' 11.83"

Passing a Karaoke parlor, Yamasaki starts to recount a story about comedian 荒井 注(Arai Chuu)... but Hamada's already heard it. "OH, Geinin news!" says Matsumoto. Evidently, he had tried to open a Karaoke BOX establishment, but when the building was completed, they couldn't fit the Karaoke machines through the narrow doorways.

0:13:52 Location: Unknown

Someone spots a plastic rabbit, and Tanaka is back in action:

★ When rabbits used for cooking are transported they will not cry out from loneliness.

And Matsumoto mentions this about Yamasaki's wife:

★ Yamasaki's wife is receiving special training in Lady Gaga and KARA choreography.

0:15:11 location: +35° 39' 23.22", +139° 32' 25.13"

4:11pm, and 10 trivia items to go.

0:15:27 location: +35° 39' 44.45", +139° 31' 37.87"

Driving next to Ajinomoto Soccer stadium, Hamada comes up with this:

★ The term "Hat Trick" is derived from a special present (a hat of good quality) given to a bowler in Cricket for making three wickets.

0:17:02 location: +35° 40' 13.45", +139° 29' 46.16"

Finally, Matsumoto comes up with a good one:

★ On Japanese roads, horses are classified as Keijidosha (light cars or subcompacts) for legal purposes.

0:17:50 location: +35° 40' 17.95", +139° 29' 15.82"

Hamada once again demonstrates a fairly good knowledge of Japanese Manga and Anime:

★ The character on the Anime program 魔法使いサリー (Magic Using Sally) was originally named サニー(Sani or Sonny?) but the name was changed because of its proximity to Sony (Hamada says Nissan, but the point is clear).

0:19:14 location: +35° 40' 22.75", +139° 27' 36.54"

Now endo comes up with one I wish was true:

× The Sanrio company was originally named 山梨王 (Yamanashi-O) but taking the alternate pronunciation of the characters Yamanashi-O became San-Ri-O or Sanrio.

But this is incorrect. The actual origin of Sanrio's name is from the Spanish for "Holy River." Still, the wikipedia entry on Sanrio does make mention of Endou's claim-- might there be some truth in it after all?

0:19:53 location: +35° 40' 24.02", +139° 27' 32.58"

0:20:03 location: +35° 40' 36.90", +139° 27' 4.73"

Seeing a sign for アリさんマークの引越社 (Mr. Ant Mark Moving Company), Yamasaki tries to say that "20% of all moving ants..." but Matsumoto knows it already. Then Tanaka comes to the rescue with the following:

★ It's said that all the ants in the world would weigh the same as all the human beings.

At this point, Matsumoto is asking what we'd all like to ask in similar circumstances, "If you knew something so incredible, why haven't you mentioned it before?"

0:21:11 location: +35° 40' 32.22", +139° 25' 50.09"

4:48pm and only two to go!

0:21:18 location: +35° 40' 21.43", +139° 25' 28.77"

Hamada says this while thinking about baseball:

★ The Japanese term ラッキセブン(Lucky Seven, or the seventh inning stretch) came from an american Major League event when a chance breeze carried the ball to make a home run in the seventh inning.

0:22:40 location: +35° 40' 9.82", +139° 24' 9.82"

At about 5:06pm, Tanaka comes up with this:

★ Only human beings can breathe from both their noses and mouths.

And after 2 Hours 40 minutes, and 38km from their starting point-- that's then end of Trivia Drive 2!

Gaki No Tsukau #1065: Triva Drive 50! Go! Path

Episode Analysis:

Despite the fact that I should be quite humble regarding my poor Japanese language skills I'm rather proud of this blog entry-- I spent some time last summer tracing the Gaki crew's car along Route 20 using Goodle Maps, and stored the data away until the past day or so. I wish I could embellish all my blog entries with a similar level of detail, but often time doesn't permit.
In all, I think this yet another successful "drive" episode, even if it is half as long as the previous Trivia Drive (shows #1025/1026 originally broadcast October 10th and 17th, 2010) it's just as entertaining.
One remarkable part of this episode is how poorly Matsumoto appears to do. It's true the score that is shown for him is just as high as Endou's, but it's difficult to watch this episode and not have the impression Matsumoto had an "off" day. I have a belief that this was originally intended to be a 100 trivia drive challenge, but only later did they decide to cut it down to 50, after Matsumoto's poor performance. The show intro could then have been and insert filmed the next day.
Regardless, I don't think this detracts from the show. Instead, I rather enjoy riding along with the Gaki members through Tokyo, giving the viewer a second hand tour of the city, and making the journey that much more memorable.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Gaki No Tsukai Episode #1081

Episode Number: 1081


Episode Title: 思い入れソング。ドライブー!!

Reminiscence Song Drive!!



Broadcast Date:

Sunday, November 20th 2011

Viewing Links:

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzI0ODI1OTI4.html

Guests:

None

Important Vocabulary:

天候(てんこう):Weather
不備(ふび): Defect, inadequacy
ロケ: Location (of a film shoot)
隣(となり):Neighboring, next door.
告白(こくはく): Confession of love
結果(けっか):Result, consequence
フラれる: To be given the cold shoulder. Jilted.
関与(かんよ): To participate in, be concerned with.
脱がす(ぬがす): To help someone remove clothes
充満(じゅうまん):To be filled with, teeming with.
雪洞(ぼんぼり): Paper lantern.
無理矢理(むりやり):Forced, against one's will.
優勝(ゆうしょう):Championship.
喝上げ(かつあげ):Extortion.
愈(いよいよ):At the last minute, at the worst possible time.
トローン: Onomatopoeia for stupefaction (weak in the knees?)
披露(ひろう):Announcement, display.

Episode Summary:

The second Reminiscence Song Drive! This episode opens, like many others, before the Nippon Terebi Tower in Shinbashi, Tokyo, at: +35° 39' 54.18", +139° 45' 35.47"
Before starting, however Matsumoto takes the time to confront one problem pointed out with the previous outing: the weather. Turns out Yamasaki said he wouldn't be able to do another in similar conditions. By the end of the episode, it's a little more clear why this is the case.

Then Matsumoto lays out the rules:
While driving, the five regulars will play CDs that have some emotional attachment to them, and recount the relevant episodes from their lives.
Matsumoto wants to go on-- but Yamasaki is insistent: "that's enough." And they're off!

As the Song Drive begins in earnest, I can see the regulars are driving south-west along Daiichi-Keinen, approximately here: +35° 39' 54.04", +139° 45' 33.37".

First Song: Tanaka

Title: 初恋 (First Love)
Artist: 村下孝蔵 (むらしたこうぞう)Murashita Kouzou
Year: 1983
Tanaka's Age: 11
Tanaka is first up, and recounts how this song reminds him of middle school, and how he grew to like a girl in the next class, and for the first time in his life confessed his love to her. The girl, however, gave him the cold shoulder.
Matsumoto: "What did she say?"
Tanaka: "The way Tanaka-kun walks is gross!"
This episode also concerned Endou (he and Tanaka being childhood friends), and after Tanaka told him about it, he cried and cried and cried-- and at that time this song was playing on the radio.

Second Song: Endou

Title: セーラー服を脱がさないで "Don't Strip Me of My Sailor Suit"
Artist: おニャン子クラブ (O-NyanKo Club)
Year: 1985
Endou's Age: 14
I'd never heard of Onyanko Club, but interestingly this song was fairly recently (2006) covered by AKB48. Similarly, the Onyanko Club was also a large group of Idols (with 53+ members).

Endou's story, strangely, also deals with Tanaka (who is having a rough day). At that time, within the space of one year, Tanaka had grown taller than him. His growth was quite precipitous. Evidently, the class next door said to Endou "Every day isn't Tanaka-Kun getting larger and larger?" Their conversation was filled with it!

Tanaka uses this embarrassing moment to mention Endou dated the girl who broke Tanaka's heart. The other regulars are (humorously) chiding of Endou. "Endou! That just isn't done!" says Matsumoto.

At this point, the regulars are traveling across a bridge, just south of Hanaeda airport-- along Metropolitan Expressway K1, about here: +35° 32' 32.63", +139° 44' 31.88".

Third Song: Hamada

Title: やさしい悪魔 (Sweet/Tender Devil)
Artist: キャンディーズ (The Candies)
Year: 1977
Hamada's Age: 13
The Candies were referenced in episode #1068, where Yamasaki played Ran-Chan saying she wanted to be "a normal girl again."
In reference to the song, both Hamada and Matsumoto make much of the black tights the Candies wore while performing this song. The tights themselves are visible in the link to the song above, or here, and the video seems to confirm Yamasaki's opinion that the tights looked like "Bonbori" or paper lanterns.

The regulars then enter the Haneda tunnel, which is approximately here: +35° 33' 50.03", +139° 45' 8.49". Note that this location is considerably north of their previous location, indicating some of this episode was filmed out-of-order, or it's an insert.


Fourth Song: Yamasaki

Title: TVの国からキラキラ (Sparkling TV Land?)
Artist: 松本伊代 (まつもといよ)Matsumoto Iyo
Year: 1985
Yamasaki's Age: 14

Fifth Song: Matsumoto

Title:燃えよドラゴンズ!! (Blaze, Dragons!)
Artist: 坂東英二 (ばんどう えいじ)Bandou Eiji
Year: 1974
Matsumoto's Age: 9
This is the theme of the Chunichi Dragons. As Hamada explains, when they were growing up in Osaka, everyone wore a Hanshin (Osaka) Giants baseball cap-- EXCEPT THIS GUY (pointing to Matsumoto). He wore a Chunichi (Dragons) Hat. To which Matsumoto responds "for some reason, my Father had bought it for me!" Evidently, he hadn't even thought about it. Matsumoto's father just pointed at one of the hats on sale, and bought it. Thus Matsumoto explains he had become a fan of the Dragons "against my will" that year, the year they won the championship!

Yes, the song was sung by Bandou Eiji, who has appeared in several Batsu games! You might remember him best as the talkative patient in the Hospital batsu.

At this point, they're driving along the Metropolitan Expressway Bay Shore Route, approaching a bridge, about here: +35° 27' 54.77", +139° 40' 39.05".

Sixth Song: Tanaka

Title: James Bond Main Theme (007 Theme)
Artist: John Barry
Tanaka's Age: 11
To this song, Tanaka explains when we was in elementary school (5th grade) he would go to the movies in Umeda, Osaka wearing a pear of Levi's jeans bought for him by his sister. At this time he saw a 007 movie. If Tanaka was born in 1971, then it was most probably "For Your Eyes Only."
Going to Umeda, wearing jeans, seeing 007, he felt like such an adult! Except when leaving the theater, he was bullied for money by a High School student. He ran away. "And the way you ran was weird!" Matsumoto jokes.

Then Yamasaki and Matsumoto joke about the bad clothes they used to get from Akadama western clothing store.

Seventh Song: Hamada

Title: 大空と大地の中で(Between Earth and Sky)
Artist: 松山 千春(まつやま ちはる)Matsuyama Chiharu
Year: 1977
Hamada's Age: 14
"No matter how many times, everyone would always sing along to this song," says Hamada. "If everyone got together, they'd sing this song. No matter what kind of argument they'd had, or whatever incident, everyone would sing this song!"
Hamada then goes on to tell how he would call Matsumoto to bring him money, and they'd meet in 鶴橋駅(つるはしえき) TsuruHashi Station and play hooky. "You never saw such a pair of jerks eating Udon," says Matsumoto.

Eighth Song: Endou

Title: Missing
Artist: 久保田 利伸 (Kubota Toshinobu)
Year: 1986
Endou's Age: 15
Here Endou relates that this was the song he used to used to make the girls fall for him. He'd sing and they'd be insensible with love.

Ninth Song: Matsumoto

Title: のオッサンの唄 "Kawachi no Ossan no Uta"
Artist: ミス花子 (Miss Hanako)
Year: 1976
Matsumoto's Age: 12
The first time Matsumoto heard this song, we was listening with an earphone, trying not to wake his father and brother-- but it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard. So funny he couldn't sleep!

At this point, after more than a one hour drive, Yamasaki must go. We soon see the reason he demanded good weather for this drive, as he pulls alongside in a convertible. I take it the car is his own, although I can't make that out especially clearly.

10th Song: Yamasaki

Title: Cha-Cha-Cha
Artist: 石井 明美(いしい あけみ)Ishi Akemi

Episode Analysis:

The previous Song Drive was broadcast in episode #1057, June 5th, 2001. I didn't really take notice of it at the time, but I may go and watch it again. With its details of (more) Showa Era music, and the lives of the young Gaki regulars, I found this episode surprisingly enjoyable.
That is, despite large sections being above my linguistic ability. Through their simple stories, one comes to understand the true, life-long friendships of both Cocorico and Downtown. In that respect it's not surprising that Yamasaki leaves slightly early, as he is, in this respect, somewhat of an outsider (or more independent, depending upon your point of view).
The notion of a Drive (be it Trivia, Song, or Geinin Safari, or some other premise) is very common on the show-- perhaps because of the natural loquacity it seems to encourage among such old friends. Although this time, I must say, I had considerable difficulty tracing their route on a map.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Gaki No Tsukai Episode #1080

Episode Number:1080

Episode Title:これってエコじゃね?灼熱の素手地獄!箸なき闘い!!
"Boy this is green isn't it? Red Hot Barehanded hell! Battle without chopsticks!!"



Broadcast Date: Sunday, November 13th 2011

Viewing Links:
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzIyMjU4MjMy.html

Guests:
ライセンス (License, a "combi" featuring:
  • 藤原一裕 (Fujiwara Kazuhiro)
  • 井本貴史 (Inomoto Takafumi)
中村喜伸 (P中村)(Series producer Nakamura Yoshinobu otherwise known as "P Nakamura")

Important Vocabulary:
灼熱(しゃくねつ):Red Hot, Scorching
素手(すで):Bare handed
制限(せいげん):Restriction, contstraint
華(はな):Flower, or here BEAUTY.
感(かん): Feeling, impression, sense.
威風堂々(いふどうどう): With an imposing air. Majestic.
攻める(せめる): To attack, to assault.
他局(たきょく): Other television stations, channels.
ザッピング: Flipping the channel.
草臥れる(くたびれる):To wear out.
中華(ちゅうか): Chinese (food)
姿焼き(すがたやき):Seafood grilled so as to retain it original form/shape.
レトルト: A sealed plastic pouch containing ready to heat food. From the chemical term "retort."
痩せる(やせる): To become slim.
海鮮(かいせん):Seafood
ノー‐ギャラ: No guarantee.
釜揚げうどん(かまあげうどん):Udon noodles dipped in a hot broth.
究極(きゅうきょく): Ultimate, extreme.

Episode Summary:

It's the first of its kind: "A battle WITHOUT chopsticks," as Matsumoto says. The rules are (as usual) very simple.
  • All food must be eaten without chopsticks within a 90 second time limit.
  • The best eater will be determined by the seven other contestants rating each in five areas:
  1. マッド感 : Madness
  2. スピード感 : Speed
  3. フインガーテクニック : Finger Technique
  4. スマート感 : Smartness
  5. 華 : Beauty
Matsumoto clarifies some of the categories as:
"Madness" : The feeling that the contestant attacks with an imposing, manly thirst.
"Beauty" ("hana") : Not allowing viewers to change the channel, and also a way of measuring (a "report card" for ) how many times it makes you want to view it.
After describing the scoring system, Matsumoto makes mention that Producer Nakamura is joining them today. He's not wearing spandex beneath his wrestling uniform, which Matsumoto says shows his body to have a "worn out look." Producer Nakamura remains serene. He will have the last laugh. Before the first contestant (Tanaka) begins, Matsumoto (quite late, if you ask me) adds an additional rule:
  • Contestants can use the finger bowl filled with water.


First Course: 中華丼 (ちゅうかどん)Chinese dish of rice and chopped suey. Tanaka is up for the challenge, and shows great bravado. Endou notices the similarity between this and Tanaka's usual High Tension act. The bravado continues as Tanaka mentions he won't be using the finger bowl full of water in order to heighten his "madness" score. As is soon apparent, his attempt and strategy are not very successful. The scores are quite low, with Hamada even giving him a "dot" (all scores zero).

Second Course: イカの姿焼き(イカのすがたやき)Squid grilled so as to retain its original shape. Fujiwara from License is up for this challenge, and one look at the squid shows it is a formidable challenge indeed. His performance is admirable, however. And his scores are quite high-- EXCEPT from producer Nakamura. "He's so strict!" says Matsumoto. We'll find out why later.

Third Course: コンビニのナポリタン Convenience store Neapolitan (spaghetti). Endou is up for this challenge, and his handling of the blisteringly hot microwaveable meal is hilarious, but this doesn't spare him from middling scores, however.

Fourth Course: レトルトのハンバーグ Boil-and-Eat prepackaged Hamburger. Sadist Hamada puts on his game-face, and dives in. Is that an actual pot of boiling water he's putting his fingers into? I don't really think so: but his performance is still very funny. He doesn't eat much, though, prompting Endou to remark ,"somehow he's gotten thinner!"

Fifth Course: タンメン Noodle soup. Inomoto from License is next, and his performance is also impressive, but hardly noteworthy.

Sixth Course: 海鮮パエリア (かいせんパエリア) Seafood Paeja. Producer Nakamura shows great confidence going in, saying "You won't be entertained," which could not be further from the truth. His performance is so wonderful they present it twice at the end of the episode. "Did you see his face!" howls Matsumoto. "He looked like he just swallowed poison!"

Seventh Course: 釜揚げうどん(かまあげうどん)Udon noodles dipped in a hot broth. Yamasaki is hardly up to his near impossible challenge, eating barely a noodle, and mistaking his soy-sauce for his finger bowl of water. P Nakamura for one finds his performance and excuses laughable.

Eighth Course: 焼きそばUFO: UFO brand Yakisoba noodles. This choice of food is very "Matsumoto" and he MUST wait three minutes before pouring the hot water before eating. "You can't do it without the sauce," he also says. That doesn't help when he forgets and the sauce falls into the hot water. Matsumoto is embarrassed by his performance, but in closing does introduce the full playback of P Nakamura's attempt, which he describes as the "ultimate in Madness."

Once again, I have to wholeheartedly agree with his assessment.

Episode Analysis: this is a wonderful stand alone episode. Despite the obviously high levels of exaggeration (Matsumoto especially) I was honestly convinced that the regulars were sticking their hands into hot dishes. Certainly, I can honestly say I've never seen a half-hour like it. The levels of discomfort we see are probably at least partially faked, but much as is the case for the British program Top Gear, given the show's energy, humor and originality, I'm willing to forgive a little fakery.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Gaki No Tsukai Episode #1079

Episode Number:1079

Episode Title:ハイテンション。ザ。ベスト。テン
(High Tension, The Best of Ten!)

Gaki No Tsukai #1079: High Tension, The Best of Ten!


Broadcast Date: Sunday, November 6th 2011

Viewing Links:
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzIwMTEzMTA0.html

Guests:
Numerous. See below.

Important Vocabulary:
調教(ちょうきょう): Training (breaking) of animals.

Episode Summary:
Part two of this year's High Tension, the Best of Ten spectacular continues. As the acts are just as inexplicable and nutty as last week, I'll keep this to a list of acts and performers:

#5: オリンピックまであと1歩くん (ペナルティ ワッキー) "One walk to the Olympics?" by Wacky of the combi Penalty.

#4 イボガエルと俺 とっちがキモい?? (アンガールズ 田中卓志) "The Toad and I. Which is more disgusting?" by Tanaka Takushi of the combi Angaruzu

Spotlight!: (#23) 金八ザ。ファイナル 魂の叫び(三又 又三)"Kinpachi, the Final (Soul Scream)" by Mimata Matazou. (Kinpachi is a name for men or women. Perhaps this is a reference to the Kinpachi-Sensei television series?)

#3: 調教されたいヤツついてこい。(ココリコ 遠藤章造) "Follow the jerk who wishes to be trained" by Endou Shouzou of the combi Kokoriko.

#2: 秋の男祭り (江頭2:50) "The Autumn Man Festival" by Egashira Nijigojuppun.

#1: ニャッー (山崎邦正)"Mrow-" by Yamasaki Housei.

Episode Analysis:
However much a pleasure it is to see the return of the "High Tension" series, I have to admit this is a very sloppy episode. From the clear failure of Mimata's (quite pathetic) act to Yamasaki's trouble with timing, props and maintaining composure, this episode didn't quite have the shock value or awe-inspiring weirdness of previous outings.
Egashira 2:50's phenomenally bizarre act was a standout as usual, but perhaps I'm just missing "Happy Boy" Masuda Okada, who does not appear in the best of ten for the first time in three years.
But perhaps this series is losing steam. Just the sheer number of near-naked men that appear in this episode (much more than in previous years) seems to hint that the format is reaching its limits, and the ideas are starting to run out.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Gaki No Tsukai Episode #1078

Episode Number:1078

Episode Title:ハイテンション。ザ。ベスト。テン
(High Tension, The Best of Ten!)

Broadcast Date: Sunday, October 30th 2011

Viewing Links:
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzE3ODE3MTQ4.html

Guests:
Numerous. See below.

Important Vocabulary:
崇高(すうこう): Lofty, sublime, nobility
舞台(ぶたい): Stage (theater stage)
開幕(かいまく): Curtain opens, raising of the curtain.
ヅラ: Hairpiece, wig.
出歯亀(でばがめ): A meji-era peeping tom.
キモい: Gross, disgusting

Episode Summary:
"The curtain rises on this lofty stage," says the opening blurb not without irony., and another "High Tension The Best of Ten" (high tension, top ten) begins.
Although most High tension two-parters follow a rigorous format, this one starts with something a little different: Hamada is wearing a hairpiece. "That sure is a wig, isn't it," says Matsumoto.
Since much of what needs to be said about a High Tension episode can be said in the analysis, I'll limit the summary to just a list of Guests and the titles of their high-tension acts:

#10: デバガメしろよ,明日の分まで (Peeping Tom, until tomorrow's portion?) by Kokorico's Tanaka Naoki

#9: 2011 破天荒( Unprecedented 2011) by 平成ノブシコブシ 吉村崇 (Yoshimura Takashi from the combi Heiseinobushicobushi)

#8: キモ キモ男( gross, gross Man) by バナナマン 日村勇紀 (Himura Yuuki of the combi Bananaman)

#7: こんなにはいらない! (This much won't do!) by キングオブコメディ 今野 浩喜(Kono Hiroki from the combi King of Comedy)

15th place (Even More Best of Ten): 最高いにはじけたアントニオ猪木!(Antonio Inoki Bursting out at the highest) by XGUN さがね雅裕 (Sagane Masahiro of the combi BatsuGun)

#6: 僕の頭の中 (in my head) by プラスマイナス 岩橋良昌 (Iwahashi Yoshimasa of the combi Plus Minus)

Episode Analysis:
This is the first High-Tension Best of Ten episode since episode #1030/31 aired on Sept 14th and 21st 2010, which honors the tradition of this being a yearly event. Looking back at the other High-tension shows, it's striking how well formed the format is. We'll wait until after the second part (next week) to delineate this format more clearly, because at present we'd like to speak about "Tension" in general.
"Tension" (hereafter without quotes) is apparently a very important aspect of modern Japanese comedy. My dictionary defines it in this context as "high spiritedness," but from watching numerous Gaki episodes in which it has been mentioned, I think a proper definition must be more broad. In fact "broad" in the comedic sense, is probably the closest we can come. It featues extremely over-the-top performances, gurning, hamming, and a willingness on the part of the performer to go to any extent to get a laugh. In normal comedic circumstances, it seems often mentioned that a funny person will "raise the tension" (テンション上がる). But this is High Tension-- performers giving their utmost in short comedic vignettes.
But even this misses some important aspects of this weird series. In addition to playing with the notion of "Suberi-Gei" (すべり芸 milking comedy from uncomfortable situations and failed jokes) there is also a debasement and humiliation (Sadism/Masochism arising again) in the grotesque nature of the acts. It becomes a kind of hyper-exaggerated kabuki, in which the laughs are usually wrung from repetition and surprise. It is, quite literally, "tense."

Also worth noting regarding this series is that the format is in fact a parody itself-- that is, a parody of the program ザ。ベスト。テン (The Best Ten) a music chart program that aired on Japan's TBS from 1978-1989. It was hosted by a male/female pair (hence Matsumoto's costume) and featured a similar tote-board, mirrored entrance door, and group seating. As the image below shows, even the High Tension Best of Ten font is taken from the original program.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Gaki No Tsukai Episode #1077

Episode Number: 1077

Episode Title:なるほど ザ。なぞなぞ ワールド
(Indeed, The World of Riddles!)



Broadcast Date: Sunday October 23rd 2011

Viewing Links:
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzE1NTcwNjIw.html

Guests:

Important Vocabulary:
司会(しかい): Host
以降(いこう): Since
なぞなぞ: Riddles, puzzles.
目覚める(めざめる): Wake up.
逃避(とうひ): Escape, evasion.
後輩(こうはい): Junior at work/school.
穏やか(おだやか): Calm
おもろい:(Kansai-Ben) Interesting, amusing
蚊(か): A mosquito
年齢(ねんらい): Age
晩酌(ばんしゃく): An evening drink.
小遣(こずかい): Pocket money
いい加減にしろ: "That's enough!"
腐ったパン(ふったぱん): stale(?) bread.
教示(きょうじ) Instructions.
至って(いたって) Very much so, exceedingly.

Episode Summary:
Matsumoto arrives in the Gaki rec-room, and says he's been asked to play the role of a Host. It seems that Hamada has been depressed since the 2008 market crash ("Lehman shock" Matsumoto calls it). But recently, Matsumoto says, Hamada has found a hobby: RIDDLES. Riddles have "woken him up" (rejuvenated him.)
Yamasaki, for one, finds this interesting, and wants to help out. Matsumoto thought the others would want to avoid the whole situation, and furthermore, he doesn't want to see his juniors join in half-heartedly. With this said, everyone agrees to help out.
They meet Hamada (dressed to the hilt) on a studio set. (notice Hamada's stumble, one of many clumsy moments he's had in recent shows, for example, burning himself in last week's episode.)
Hamada introduces his "show" with great enthusiasm and Yamasaki finds it very amusing ("high tension, indeed!").
There are some preliminaries, and the first riddle is given:
Q: What is it that if you run and run from, you chase?
The answers are:
Yamasaki: A shadow.
Endou: A mosquito
Tanaka:
Yamasaki: A criminal?
Endou: Time
Tanaka:

Hamada is a little flustered that they can't get it, but Yamasaki thinks his answer (a shadow) is correct. Still, Matsumoto is angered that no one is raising their hand, and no one understands!
As Hamada is giving up on the first riddle, Yamasaki wants to know what the answer is. We are given the answer, however:
A: Age (years.)

The regulars agree to raise their hands before answering, and the second question is on!
Q: What is it that Papa asks of Mama?
Yamasaki: An drink in the evening!
Endou: Marmalade (mama-redu)
Tanaka:
Yamasaki: Mama-Lemon (a dish washing liquid!) (this is easily the funniest answer in the whole show, and Endou and later Matsumoto and Hamada have difficulty keeping a straight face.)
Tanaka: "How about pocket money?"
Yamasaki opens his trap again and Matsumoto really blows up for the first time this eipsode. "That's enough!" he screams, "What do you mean 'MAMA LEMON?!?"
Yamasaki still wants to know the answer, though, as the riddles are hard! He explains this as Hamada leaves, and Matsumoto starts to lay into the guys. They should have maintained a more lively tempo. After apologizing, Hamada and his helpers agree to give it another go.
10 minutes later...

Q: What kind of Pan (bread) can't you eat?
Yamasaki: A frying pan!
Endou: Ji-Pan! (Jeans)
Tanaka:
Yamasaki: "What about STALE bread?"

Once again upset at the low quality of the answers, Hamada has had enough.

"Do you lot understand your instructions?," asks Matsumoto derisively when he's gone. "Don't you want to do this?"
"We want to do it, but the questions are a little hard," says Yamasaki.
Matsumoto isn't satisfied, and points out that Tanaka has barely said a word yet!
After Matsumoto reprimands the regulars, they're back to the dressing room to convice Hamada to return. Matsumoto is particular in making the regulars say they want to do RIDDLES one more time. Tanaka cracks Hamada up saying he wants to do "riddle questions" again.
"Do you REALLY want to do this?" asks Matsumoto, in a fit of hysterics. "Then tell Hamada!"
Tanaka obliges, "I want to do riddles with all my heart."

"Will Hamada Return to the Studio?" asks the title blurb before the commercial break. And...

He does return. "Let's do it!" he says.

Q: What is it that no matter how much you cut and cut, you can't cut?
Yamasaki: Air
Endou: A handle (car steering wheel?)
Endou: A diamond.
Tanaka:

Soon Hamada breaks and takes it out on Tanaka. "If you're not going to do anything, go home!"
Matsumoto takes up the abuse. "If you can't do riddles, don't come to Nippon TV!"
"I'll do it, really, I'll do it," says Tanaka, but quickly, and against his protests, they're stuffing him in a taxi.
"DO YOU WANT TO DO RIDDLES?" shouts Matsumoto, and Tanaka answers meekly "I want to do it."
Matsumoto pulls him aside, saying "If you felt good (during the riddle show) then SAY IT TO HAMADA! TELL HIM PROPERLY THAT 'I WANT TO DO RIDDLES'!"
Then, in turn, he has the regulars show "I WANT TO DO RIDDLES!"
To which Hamada replies, "Well, there's no real reason to..." (roll on snare drum)

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Monday, October 17, 2011

Gaki No Tsukai Episode #1076

Episode Number:1076

Episode Title: ベロンベロン酒場. 酔っぱらいしか入れない会員制のBAR
"BeronBeron (Stumbling Drunk) Bar. The bar where only drunkards can enter."



Broadcast Date: Sunday, October 17th, 2011

Viewing Links:
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzEzNDIyMTky.html

Guests:
高橋 茂雄 Takahashi Shigeo of the "combi" Sabanna (サバンナ)
岩尾 望 (Iwao Nozomu of the Combi Football Hour)
いとう あさこ (Itou Asako) A female solo comic.
ほっしゃん (Hosshyan)

Episode Summary:
Part two of the antics at the BeronBeron bar, the bar in which only (geinin) drunkards can enter, and as the show opens, the annoucer recaps the previous episode saying "drunken comedians appear, one by one." There is then a brief recap of the character's "drunken behavior data."
Most of the on-screen antics is fairly self-explanitory, except for the continuing joke about Iwao (in the rainbow shirt) and his facial ticks.

A few minutes after the start of the eipsode, Hosshyan arrives with his "drunken behavior data:"

Name: Hosshyan.
Drinks Up to Now: 12 glasses of Whiskey.
"Drunken Behavior" data:
The best Drinker
Tends to engage in heated bar talk

After his arrival, the customers sing the song "Lonely Chaplin" which you can hear here. It's probably the highlight of the evening, because it's all downhill from here.

Matsumoto "discovers" a roulette wheel style game. And the first spin says "Everyone make a funny face." He turns to Tanaka to start, but it doesn't catch on. "Isn't anyone going to make a funny face?" says Matsumoto, with a comedic edge of anger. "He's doing it!" says Hamada, pointing to Iwao, but he tries to explain that's just the way he is when he drinks.
The conversation turns to Hosshyan, who is a little frustrated-- "What's to become of me?" he asks. He evidently wants to change careers. Matsumoto suggests that Hamada can give him some advice.
Before Hamada can offer anything, Matsumoto points out that Iwao is making another funny face. "Hamada's giving advice to Hossyan, and you made a funny face just now!" For the rest of the night, Matsumoto is pointing out Iwao's making a funny face.
For some strange reason, Hamada burns himself!
The rest of the evening just shows the group disintegrating into a drunken rabble. There are some interesting views behind the scenes in the studio, but there's little esle of note besides Tanaka wandering behind the bar (Hamada: "Get back to your seat!") and Yamasaki doing a poor version of Endou's HoiHoiHoi dance.
As the customers file out, Hamada and Matsumoto tell Iwao to remain seated. "What are you up to?" Matsumoto asks jokingly. Iwao apologizes, but a moment later, Matsumoto says "your just now making a funny face! I really won't forgive you!"
The two segments at the end of the show deal with Yamasaki describing how he was kicked out of his house one morning by his wife (and applolgized by telephone) and Hamada asking Tanaka and Yamasaki about their parents hitting them. It turns out that Hamada was hit by his father at 3 years old!

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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Gaki No Tsukai Episode #1075

Episode Number: 1075


Episode Title: ベロンベロン酒場.  酔っぱらいしか入れない会員制のBAR
"BeronBeron (Stumbling Drunk) Bar. The bar where only drunkards can enter."



Broadcast Date:
Sunday, October 10th, 2011


Viewing Links:
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzExMzI5OTI0.html


Guests:
高橋 茂雄 Takahashi Shigeo of the "combi" Sabanna (サバンナ)
岩尾 望 (Iwao Nozomu of the Combi Football Hour)
いとう あさこ (Itou Asako) A female solo comic.



Episode Summary:
A slow night at the BeronBeron Bar, as Mama (Matsumoto) and Master (Hamada) await the arrival of their first customers of the evening. One hour before BeronBeron opened, however, a group of Geinin have begun a bout of drinking. As they raise their glasses the song 日本全国酒飲み音頭 (All Japan Sake Drinking March) is heard. A version is available here:
With much drama, the announcer asks, ;"Who will become the first customer?" It is, of course, a very slovenly looking Yamasaki. After he enters BeronBeron bar his drinking "stats" are quickly shown:
1st Customer: Yamasaki Hosei
Alcohol Previously Drunk: 2 (small Tokui) bottles of sake, 2 glasses of ShouChuu.
"Drunken Behavior" DATA:
  • Face quickly becomes red
  • Becomes generous, "big hearted." Picks fights.

During these "drinking data" graphics, the song  酒と泪と男と女 (Sake, Tears, Him, Her) by 河島 英五 (Kawashima Eigo) is played in the background. A version of this somewhat enjoyable, if maudlin song can be found here.
As Yamasaki takes a seat, Mama mistakes him for "Watanabe Tou san," which causes a little confusion. Yamasaki's drink? "for the moment, just water," to which Master is quite surprised. Instead they get Yamasaki a "Mizuwari" or "Whiskey and Water." 
Like the other customers to come, Yamasaki  has brought his own particular snack (おつまみ ) or in this case Calbee brand potato chips. This is hardly surprising, considering the love for this brand Yamasaki expressed in the recent Potato Chips Kiki (episode #1073). Noting this, Mama says that she "doesn't think an endorsement deal is coming, however."
Upon tasting his Mizuwari, it appears the drink is quite strong. "It surprised me a little," says Yamasaki. Mama and Master note the change in Yamasaki's face color. The conversation turns to Yamasaki's drinking character, and he confesses that he can become quite quarrelsome after two "Shou" (升)of sake (one Shou is about 1.8 liters.) Mama is consoling, however, stating that this isn't his "true character." Rather, he's really a "gentleman."
The announcer marks "15 minutes since the start of drinking and Yamasaki has started Hot Sake." "Twenty of these (small sake) Tokui bottles make up two Shou" remarks Mama, evidently trying to make Yamasaki worry less about his "two Shou" limit.
Just then the second customer arrives. Mama and Master remark at how his "face has changed!"

2nd Customer: 高橋 茂雄 Takahashi Shigeo
Alcohol Previously Drunk: 4 Glasses of beer, 4 glasses of ShouChuu, 2 glasses of Whiskey.
"Drunken Behavior" DATA:
  • "The life of the party"
  • Doesn't count his strong drinks.
Mama contrasts his youthful appearance to Yamasaki who has is an "old looking drunk." For his snack, Takahashi has brought his mother's Umeboshi or "pickled, dried plums," which everyone has a taste of. Supposedly they were instrumental in getting him a regular job on High Heel's (an female Owari Combi) program. So he calls them "Regular Acquisition (Income?) Umeboshi." They're certainly delicious, and takahashi, true to his "life of the party" character, proposes a Kampai. After Hamada asks him, Takahashi mentions that he'll drink maybe two days a week. This week he's drunk yesterday and the day before-- making today perfect!
Yamasaki is in awe of Takahashi's drinking ability. Takahashi then mentions that once, drinking with Yamasaki, Takahashi's older brother mentioned a strange dream he had, in which Takahashi became a host!
The announcer says that at this point, both customers join Master and Mama in a drink. Afterwards, Takahashi (really drinking quickly) asks for another ShouChuu "on the rocks." There is some small talk about a rumor of Takahashi being able to "go to the barber" (a sexual reference?) while drunk. It's obvious that Takahashi is drinking quickly, so perhaps Hamada only pretends to fill his cup. But both Yamasaki and Takahashi notice this, however. Mama writes this off as "every week the severity of his (Hamada's) being the Boke is increasing!" 


35 Minutes after the start of drinking:
Yamasaki: 3 cups Sake, 3 glasses ShouChuu.
Takahashi: 3 Beers, 2 Whiskeys, 4 glasses of ShouChuu.


At that point, the third customer enters:

3rd Customer: 岩尾 望 (Iwao Nozomu of the Combi Football Hour)

Alcohol Previously Drunk: 3 Beers, 4 glasses of ShouChuu, 4 glasses of white wine
"Drunken Behavior" DATA:
  • "Tension" (high spirited-ness) does not change
  • His face can change. ("a facial change can become apparent.")
After Iwao's entrance his is made to remove his sunglasses to show how much drinking has changed his face. "It's quite an angy face," says Mama, and she'll repeat the observation later. Iwao has brought as his snack "Flavored Nori" (seaweed). Iwao seems impressed it has no real calories, and then Hamada asks him of his drinking habits. "About half a beer a day" is usually what he drinks, usually by himself.
The drinking continues and it's revealed that Yamasaki must be at a theater tomorrow evening (presumably to perform his one man 月亭方正 [Tsukite Housei] Rakugo act) and Takahashi must be on "Hirunandesu" tomorrow at 10:00am! I'll hazard a guess that at least Takahashi he didn't make it. Mama agrees, saying to Takahashi, "You've drunk too much."
The conversation turns to Takahashi's combi material, which apparently deals with the topics of "space" and "real taxes." 
At the commercial break, the bumper reads "After this... Still MORE drunkards will appear..."


One Hour 15 Minutes After the Start of Drinking: (BGM: "I want to know what love is" by Foreigner.)
The pleasant drinking continues...
Takahashi's updated stats are: 3 Beers, 2 Whiskeys, 7 (!) Glasses of ShouChuu, and 3 white wines.
Just then the coolest of tonight's customers enters:


 4th Customer: 遠藤 章造 Endou Shouzou
Alcohol Previously Drunk:  1 Beer, 6 Whiskeys
"Drunken Behavior" DATA:
  • Gets an enlarged sense of justice
  • Tends to sermonize
Endou arrives with his snack: several cuts of Hinadori (baby chicken) from the chain restaurant 骨付鳥 一鶴 (Honetsukidori Ikkaku). Online research indicates that 870 yen is the correct price. The drunkards chomp down the chicken very unpleasantly.
When Mama asks Takahashi how he's doing, he excuses himself to the toilet, and Yama-Chan goes along for the ride. While they're gone, Endou bows to Master (does his あいさつ or aisatsu), saying it's really necessary. Mama agrees, which seems to embarrass Iwao, so quickly rises. And true to his "drunken behavior data" Endou starts sermonizing about the need for respect to Senpai.
After Yamasaki returns from the bathroom, the talk of Aisatsu (respectful greetings) continues. It couldn't come at a worse time, as now all hell is starting to break loose. When Takahashi comes out, Mama mentions the conversation is now concerning Aisatsu, and when it's OK or not, Iwaou is looking quite uncomfortable.
(Out of nowhere-- off topic?) Yamasaki adds that Geinin don't have "seniority by length of service" (i.e. Geinin senpai have not simply performed longer) to which Mama heartily agrees. Yamasaki, now increasingly incoherent(?) says "Seniority by length of service has NOTHING to do with geinin. It's (determined by) how funny they are." Yamasaki (intentionally?) seems to get quite heated over the idea.


One Hour thirty Five Minutes After the Start of Drinking:
The announcer notes that a change has come over Takahashi.
His current stats are: 3 Beers, 2 Whiskeys, 8 ShouChou, and 4 glasses of white wine.
The change the announcer mentioned is easily visible. "I'm drunk," he says.
The stats for the increasingly volatile Yamasaki are: 4 (small Tokui ) bottles of Sake, 3 glasses of ShouChuu, 3 glasses of white wine.
At this point, I can't begin to follow what's happening-- so let's concentrate on the next customer to arrive:



5th Customer: いとう あさこ (Itou Asako) A solo comic.
Alcohol Previously Drunk: 4 Beers, 8 glasses of white wine.
"Drunken Behavior" DATA:
  • Becomes VERY highly spirited ("Tension")
  • Becomes more feminine than usual.
Itou's snack is 鮭茶漬け(Chadzuke[broth?] with Salmon powder) from Kashimaya.
Things are happening quickly. Yamasaki bums a smoke ("hadn't you quit?") Mama mentions how Yamasaki had quietly asked for water.


One Hour 50 Minutes Since the Start of Drinking
Takahashi (who vomits?) needs to get air outside.


Two Hours since the Start of Drinking:
And Tanaka makes his fabled entrance, aided by Takahashi (!).  "He's really laughing a lot!" says Master. Soon Master and Mama are as well.


Sixth Customer: 田中 直樹 (Tanaka Naoki)


Alcohol Previously Drunk:  3 Beers, 6 Glasses of ShouChuu, 1 one small bottle of Sake, 4 glasses of white wine.
"Drunken Behavior" DATA:
  • Becomes more talkative ("number of words increases")
  • Laughs in a loud voice.

Mama is joking that Takahashi hasn't "drunk anything," while Tanaka is strangely walking around the room (Master: : But Tanaka's moving about---?")  Yamasaki wants to go to Karaoke, and Takahashi begins to make out with Itou.

This insanity will happily be continued next week!



Important Vocabulary:
酒場 (さかば): Bar, Bar room.
ベロンベロン: Drunken, stumbling
酔っぱらい  (よっぱらい):  A drunkard.
飲み干す (のみほす): To Drink up 
果たす (はたす): To Achieve, to accomplish, finish
焼酎 (しょうちゅう):A japanese liquor similar to Vodka. Korean "Soju"
酒癖 ( さけくせ ): Drinking habits. Drunken behavior
絡む (からむ ): Pick a quarrel.
水割り(みずわり): Whiskey and water.
お摘み(おつまみ): Snacks to go with alcohol. "Finger food."
CMオファー: Endorsement Deal(?)
熱燗(あつかん): Hot Sake

徳利(とくり): Slender "sake" bottle.
盛 る(もる): To serve, fill up.
盛り上げる(もりあげる): To stir-up, to enliven.
宴会(えんかい): Banquet, party.
未知数(みちすう): Unknown number.
漬 ける(つける): Pickled
梅干(うめぼし): Dried Plum
散髪(さんぱつ): Haircutting, hairdressing.
獲得(かくとく): Acquisition
万全(ばんぜん): Perfect.
破天荒(はてんこう) : Unprecedented, unheard of.
後輩(こうはい): Junior at work or school.
司会者(しかいしゃ): Presenter, host.
噂(うわさ): Rumor
増す(ます): Increase
腹立ち( はらたち): Angry
税金(ぜいきん): Tax
更なる(さらなる): Still more, further.
正義感(せいぎかん): Sense of justice
説教(せっきょう): Preach. Sermonize
年功序列(ねんこじょうれつ): Seniority by length of service.
ええんちゃう: (kansai ben) "Ok, isn't it?"
普段 (ふだん): Normal.
女らしい(おんあらしい): Feminine. Ladylike.



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