ガキの使い 絶対に笑ってはいけない空港24時!
Gaki No Tsukai Absolutely No Laughing Airport 24 Hours
Guests During Hour Three (8:30pm to 9:30pm): VIEW
This continues my catalog of the numerous guests during the New Year's Eve GnT broadcast.
This hour constituted the prime-time section of the six-hour spectacular, so it's no surprise that its centerpiece is a prime-time Japanese variety quiz show.
楳図かずお(Umezu Kazuo)
Perhaps it's fitting that Umezu is renowned for his horror comics, as here he looks horrific and does some fairly scary things for a 75 year old.
Just in case it's escaped you, this is the same Umezu that supplied two of the earlier Hamada portraits. He will appear again later in the program, so I'm guessing he's a major fan of GnT.
三田佳子(Mita Yoshiko)
Mita appears to be the Japanese equivalent of an academy-award winning actress.
Here, the primary joke seems to be that she questions the regulars regarding some hobby or habit of theirs, and upon hearing their answer, she says "Ah! Like 'celebrity X'!"
Yuuki appears to be a "multi-talent" star of television, music and some movies.
Amano is much more familiar, being a regular on Lincoln and member of the combi Kyaiin(キャイ～ン).
キモイタリア航空 ("Disgustitalia Aviation" Team)
塚地武雅(Tsukaji Muja) form "Drunk Dragon"(ドランクドラゴン)
鈴木拓(Suzuki Taku) from "Drunk Dragon"(ドランクドラゴン)
カンニング竹山 (Cunning Takeyama)
春日俊彰Kosuga Toshiaki from "Oodori or Audrey"(オードリー)
チュウネンタル航空 ("Middle Agian Aviation" team)
千原せいじ(Chihara Seiji) from the Chihara Brothers(千原兄弟)
西田幸治(Nishida Kouji) from WaraiMeshi(笑い飯)
川島邦裕(Kawashima Kunihiro)from "Yasai Bakudan" or "Uncouth Bombshell"(野性爆弾)
木下隆行(Kinoshita Takayuki) from TKO.
オネールフランス航空 ("ONeal France Aviation" team)
I can't seem to unravel the pun in this team's name. Does it refer to "Older sister?" or vagina (due to the team's logo)?
The team members are also very familiar Gay/Crossdressing/transsexual celebrities from Japanese variety programs:
ミッツマングローブ(Mitz Mangrove)
はるな愛(Haruna Ai)
クリス松村(Chris Matsumura)
KABA．ちゃん(Kaba-Chyan)
真島茂樹(Majima Shigeki)
叶姉妹 (Kano Shimai or "the Kano Sisters")
The Kano sisters serve as judges of the competition. They are comprised of 叶美香(Kano Mika, reddish hair, on the right) and 叶恭子(Kano Kyouko, darker hair, one the left) and appear to have a rather fascinating, if tawdry, backstory.
藤岡弘(Fujioka Hiroshi)
Fujioka also serves as a judge (and is quite funny). He is most famous for playing the hero on the tokusatsu series Kamen Rider. Notice that Fujimoto (from Fujiwara) shouts out "I like coffee!" when he enters. This appears to be a reference to Fujioka selling "Fujioka Survival Coffee."
武田幸三(Takeda Kozo)
A renowned Japanese fighter and Thai Kickboxer (Muay Thai).
Oh. THAT guy.
Jimmy Onishi once again shines in his complete ignorance.
The first joke seems to be a play on ロストバゲージ(RosutoBageeji or "lost baggage") versus ローストチキン("Roosutochikin" or Roast Chicken). When a foreigner caller asks what to do about "Lost Baggage" Jimmy responds, "Would you prefer Chicken instead?"
The second joke concerns a girl who will soon graduate and wishes to become a Flight Attendant. Jimmy must explain the three rules of the flight attendant.
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